> I mean what if the legs were damaged during launch somehow, how exactly would it get back down safely other than just dropping it in the ocean completely?
That's exactly the plan. The first stage will never carry humans, so in the event of a major technical fault it'd just drop into the sea.
> Yeah but if a rocket can so easily explode just by falling over, I'm not sure there are any legs I trust it to land on.
Your proposal is a giant landing pad that snaps shut to hold the stage in place. I'd trust a leg over that...