And don't get me started on eggs. I guess the nice thing about Python is that the packaging genuinely seems to be improving year-to-year, although still limited by design decisions and backwards compatibility.
Anyway, thanks for this; I've had a pretty informative morning searching for "npm vs pip". I'm not a Javascript dev, and when I've tried to use it I've struggled with the sheer bloat, even e.g. npm vs bower. Even though I'm a bit jealous of npm now, I'll take pip over package management in the usual enterprise juggernauts (C, C#, Perl or Java) any day!