I'll tell you why.
The least important ones is that downloading such trivial module wastes bandwidth and resources in general (now multiply this by several hundred times, because of dependency fractal JS sloshes in). I would also spend much more time searching for such module than I would implementing the damn function.
More important is that you give up the control over any and every bug you could introduce in such trivial function or module. You don't make it less probable to have those bugs (because battle-tested package! except, not so much in JavaScript, or Ruby, for that matter), you just make it much harder to fix them.
And then, dependencies have their own cost later. You actually need a longer project, not a throw-away one, to see this cost. It manifests in much slower bug fixing (make a fix, find the author or maintainer, send him/her an e-mail with the fix, wait for upstream release, vs. make a fix and commit it), it manifests when upstream unexpectedly introduces a bug (especially between you making a change and you running `npm install' on production installation), it manifests when upstream does anything weird to the module, and it manifests in many, many other subtle and annoying ways.