"Stubby little fingers"? Ouch. He's probably going to get hassled enough for his appearance in FPMITAP. It makes sense that one would need to demonize him, though. That's the same maneuver we've seen with drug users, undocumented immigrants, etc.
Why denigrate a CMS when it's well established that Tribune Media weren't removing the passwords of fired employees? If you're sure they're still not doing that, it will be grimly hilarious the next time this happens.