"It's sad that now we can finally communicate with plants and ovens, we limit their expression to 140 characters."
"We owe it to the animals to give them decent living conditions and a painless death. People are often confused by the paradox of my work, but to my practical, scientific mind it makes sense to provide a painless death for the cattle I love. ... Often I get asked if I am a vegetarian. I eat meat, because I believe that a totally vegan diet, in which all animal products are eliminated, is unnatural." [2]
@shamu: Someone's come into the enclosure with a weird looking gun. - 2 minutes ago
@shamu: I warned them when I came here. The clue's in my name. Killer Whale. The first word specifically. - 1 day ago
@shamu: I messed up today. Killed one of my best friends but my instincts got the better of me :o( - 3 days ago
@shamu: Shit, I'm in big trouble. - 3 days ago