Second, I'm not a lawyer either, but it seems as a Canadian property investor, you could make your case with several items in the above list:
(f) an interest in an enterprise that entitles the owner to share in the income or profits of the enterprise;
(g) an interest in an enterprise that entitles the owner to share in the assets of that enterprise on dissolution;
Both of those items might be satisfied by having a shell corporation buy the property for the human buyer, who's invested the necessary funds in the corporation.
Furthermore, I don't see how your objection about "property" unqualified referring to chattel could withstand this, which is probably very easy to argue for as long as the buyer rents out the property:
(j) any other tangible or intangible, moveable or immovable, property and related property rights acquired or used for business purposes;