"Hey! Hey! Your food has been ready for zero seconds! Hey!"
. . .
"Hey! F#$face! Your burrito has been ready for five seconds! Eat your g-d food meat bag!"
. . .
"Ten seconds?! REALLY?! Are you serious?! We're enemies forever now! Eat this crap for f's sake!"
The humans are dead. (Yes we checked and they're dead.)
P.S. I took a screenshot of my profile while I was dead, and just set a reminder to post the 'memory' next year.
Do they not have google where you live?