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0 pointsnickpsecurity9y ago0 comments

That's funny because I already had this patent describing:

"Combination of Brainfuck with paper mediums for transmission to location for processing, storage, distribution, and archiving of said combinations."

If you made a Brainfuck patent, you need to write me a check.

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I can verify: he mentioned it in the thread on the sigtbd parallel brainfuck CPU paper (and yes, that was real: you can look it up).

...Wait, wrong patent. Nevermind.

Still funny though.

You should've left off the correction. Now I can't supeona you for the trial in East Texas.

...Well than you'd sue me when I testified accurately on the stand, and that would hardely be ideal, now would it?

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I can verify: he mentioned it in the thread on the sigtbd parallel brainfuck CPU paper (and yes, that was real: you can look it up).

...Wait, wrong patent. Nevermind.

Still funny though.

You should've left off the correction. Now I can't supeona you for the trial in East Texas.

...Well than you'd sue me when I testified accurately on the stand, and that would hardely be ideal, now would it?

j / k navigate · click thread line to collapse