15'' ThinkPad, ca. 2005 era

KabyLake quad or more cores, maxed out memory

rMBP screen

All thinkpad ports in their modern incarnations (gigabit ether, USB 3.1, hdmi), add 1-2 USB-C

rMBP Touchpad before it became Forcetouch

Essentially, give me the Ford F-150 raptor of laptops. And I'm saying this as a European ;).