What are the best ways to secure website? (opens in new tab)

Making a website secure is such a broad question it can't really be answered comprehensively in a question like that. A better starting point is "how do I protect my application from threat x"

wtf did I just read?

Unplug the server, bury it in the back yard. Make sure the hole is deep. Website is now secure (maybe).

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