So, you're comparing my track record with writing simple maintainable well documented code to something you did in 1992 with ODBC? That's your experience that's causing all the paranoia?
The worst two things that afflict programmers today is:
1. They never update their information, even after 18 years (18! You realize that right!? Things change man!)
2. They have an irrational paranoia about trying new things, as if me trying this out is going to destroy the universe.
That really needs to change.