I've never seen anyone do it better and I've definitely never seen anyone do it with anywhere near such a complicated set of interrelated moving parts.
Out of curiosity, is there anything we can do to make you a fan? What are we lacking?
And since one of the big reasons for running your own instance is to protect your private stuff -- things like source code, secrets, credentials, API keys -- it seems to me that this has the potential to be pretty wide-reaching and damaging.
So, who here gets to be one of the lucky ones that get to work late Tuesday? :)