> Even if you hold just an IP you need to document your procedures, change privacy policies.
So don't hold IPs if you can't be bothered to know where the might end up and if you don't want to update your privacy policy. Why would you?
> My point is that having negligible private data is no less compliance burden than having a lot of private data.
And no data means no compliance burden.
Note that holding data already has costs associated with it no matter what you do: you need to secure that data, you need to back it up, you need to process it and eventually you will need to get rid of it. All of those cost money and effort.
> You mean i ve had 2 years to attempt to interpret a vaguely written law.
As laws come the GDPR is surprisingly clear. I was quite skeptical until I actually got a copy of the draft and I was positively surprised. They actually got it mostly right, there are some minor things that I would have liked to see different but on the whole I am not complaining.
> Actionable information is just now coming out, and even that is contradictory (cue this topic).
The hysteria is ridiculous. Anybody that has spent even so much as a couple of hours on this subject - and from a somewhat serious point of view rather than the ridiculous fear mongering - knows enough to not have written a silly blog post like the one on display here.
> Even the EU parliament's website does not comply yet.
That article was not exactly enlightened to put it mildly.
> First, that is a directive, not a law and compliance can vary widely.
Yes, but if you did take it serious then you are well underway.
> Second, gdpr requires new procedures which means it requires amendments anyway
Yes, there is some overhead. But this is mostly to ensure that the law will not be ignored like what happened with the DPD. As you say 'it was a directive' which many companies interpreted as 'can be ignored'. What they failed to realize is that if you don't self regulate after a directive is issued that there will be a version of the directive with teeth that has the strength of law. Congratulations, we are there.