I'd never have thought that I'd need to put my audio speakers and bathroom scale behind a firewall would be a thing, but it's 2018 and here we are.
I threw my smart lightbulbs out entirely.
Smart move. Perhaps I'm becoming a dinosaur (at the tender age of 34 no less!) but I genuinely never saw the appeal of these things.
I dont try to turn the lights on remotely or any of those features. I have taken steps to prevent them from being online. I know this works because the app is constantly reminding me that it cant check for updates.