This is terrifying, if rskelton is OP I'm truly sorry you had to deal with this POS.
Personal favorite of your updates is "found his hair gel in the car".
You know you're #winning in life if you date 21yr old college girls in your late thirties, use hair gel and still live with your parents - while portraying yourself a "Attorney for the Streets ™️" (full stop with a ".law" tld).
Even Charlie Sheen would shake his head at this loser!
Hope your Corvette is back to it's former glory!
