I want my clothes to be practical. Some people want this
and want everyone else to know it, so they buy really ugly clothes just to prove that they don’t care about aesthetics.
You seem to think that it’s impossible for prose to be aesthetically pleasing and comprehensible at the same time. But in fact, the quoted text is both. If it had been written in a plainer style, I probably wouldn't have bothered reading all of it. So no trade off in this instance.