I totally you feel you, I guess I thought your question was substantially more surface level than it was. My apologies.
I'm personally with you. I also don't tend to think object boxing is really the performance bottleneck for most applications, and if/when it is, likely the other requirements should've already ruled out using one (a scripting language).
It's like writing Nifs for Elixir, yeah sure you _can_, they have their purpose, but you could also just write another application to do that one thing and like you said, use IPC.
So in summary, we agree with each other, here's to:
the right tool for the job!