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On a more serious note: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_vision_dazzle
Inspired by dazzle painting for ships (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage ) rather than hiding your face this type of makeup attempts to confuse computer vision systems with weird shapes and colours.
Here are a few examples: https://cvdazzle.com/ These tend to be rather conspicuous, though. Depending on your environment and the rest of your style these might attract quite some attention.
