Like, when was the last time
this was considered ideal?
“Yes, I would like an unstriped dress shirt please”
“How about this striped shirt?”
“No thank you, I would like an unstriped dress shirt please”
“I have some lovely jogging pants”
“Ok, I need to be clear here, I would like a dress shirt that has no stripes”
“Can I interest you in a white undershirt? People who buy dress shirts usually buy undershirts”
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