> Just look up the study linking neuroglioblastoma incidence correlates to the side of the head one uses their cellphone.
Yes, do. Then read the rest of it. Some choice comments from cancer.gov[0]:
> Most published analyses from this study have shown no statistically significant increases in brain or other central nervous system cancers related to higher amounts of cell phone use. One analysis showed a statistically significant, although modest, increase in the risk of glioma among the small proportion of study participants who spent the most total time on cell phone calls.
So, https://xkcd.com/882/ strikes again.
> However, the researchers considered this finding inconclusive because they felt that the amount of use reported by some respondents was unlikely and because the participants who reported lower levels of use appeared to have a slightly reduced risk of brain cancer compared with people who did not use cell phones regularly.
Oh look, actually cell phones prevent cancer. Totally. Because one-off results are reliable like that.
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