> RSI inducing tap to click [...]
How does tap to click induce RSI? Surely it's easier on your wrist and hand than having to press a button with force.
> [...] tap to click barely works
That experience doesn't seem to square with most peoples' experience.
> [...] and you have to enable a horribly implemented accessibility options just to drag with a gesture
I'm guessing you mean that it's annoying that dragging with three fingers is hidden inside the Accessibility preference pane rather than more sensibly placed in Trackpad preferences.
It's true, that's a dumb place to put it — but that doesn't impact whether or not the MacBook trackpad itself is good, which is what you were asserting.
> the reflective screens they put on those things also cause eye damage
Okay, now you're just ranting.