That's brilliant, my username has been "fuckyouidontwanttologin" since they started requiring a login a few years ago. I had to create a separate account to post bugs in the forums though because the username was blocked.

And what's the deal with the captcha during login? I sort of get why some websites require it to login, but for software installed on Windows? Do they seriously have that many bots running on Windows trying to install drivers? Is that even a thing?

What a coincidence. The email I used to sign up for GeForce Experience is nvidiaisshit@mydomain!

Yep, same. I dual boot and only rarely use Windows.