This is exactly what I was thinking. This has made me lose a lot of faith in crypto, not that I had a ton of faith to begin with. But I keep hearing people talk about blacklisting addresses and blocking transactions. That's scary stuff. How can people ever feel comfortable storing large amounts of money in crypto if the big players can simply block their address and make it near impossible to liquidize their money? I feel like this incident is showing Bitcoin's (at least what Bitcoin has grown to become) true colors.

Coinbase is not decentralized.

curiosity value > fractional bitcoin value

Curiosity, mostly. This was very soon after the tweet was posted, and it was less than a dollar.