So you see, the value of dolts will always exponentially increase, provided the US dollar doesn't inflate even faster. This is great because it means that no matter when you purchase a dolt you are guaranteed to see the value double as soon as someone else buys a dolt from me. If you buy a dolt from someone else the price could of course be lower, and they'll be giving you one hell of a deal!
As a parody cryptocurrency's blockchain grows longer, the probability of it remaining a parody approaches 0.
Like Science Fiction writers sitting around joking about starting a religion, then Hubbard goes off...
And cow clicker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_Clicker
I'm sure there are other great examples...
Regardin all crypto: https://meaningofstuff.blogspot.com/2017/12/why-bitcoin-will...
I thought the same when I bought a bunch in 2014. I held for years and didn't make any money (maybe a little from BTC increases?). You could buy some and hold and check the price every waking hour for the next few years waiting for another pump where you can 2x your investment, or you could move on with your life and not got get sucked into stupid fantasy money making schemes.
It was surprisingly hard.
Highlights: * Coinbase doesn't trade it. * Held my nose and tried to sign up for Robinhood last night, could get through their process as it kept crashing. * Ditto for Kraken. * Tried to download their wallet, required Java 6.
Gave up since I wasn't actually going to purchase more than $5 and won't touch the offshore exchanges.
Binance will let you trade the DOGE/USD pair, you just can't cash out without going through KYC-type stuff (or trade back to BTC/other and transfer wherever).
Looks like I was naive...
If you want crypto money -> https://nano.org
If you want to build decentralized apps -> https://ethereum.org/en/ or https://tezos.com