>Also good luck doing anything with my current phone. After long enough being unable to find a reasonable phone that had 600MHz support, an SD card, and rootability, I gave up and got a samsung. The bootloader won't allow anything.
I did a bunch of research as well, and recently bought a Motorola Edge[0] (not Edge+) which has pretty much everything you mentioned, including support for up to a 1TB SD card.
I haven't rooted it yet, but I should have no problem doing so if/when I decide to do so (when I require a feature I don't have and/or Motorola stops upgrading the OS).
Samsung says[1] there shouldn't be a problem with locking/unlocking the bootloader.
And other sites[2] confirm this for newer Samsung phones.
What's more, there's additional development work[3] on bypassing Safety Net as well.
Even more, moving away from Play Services and installing MicroG[4] addresses the issue as well.
I don't even own a Samsung phone and I found all this out in less than five minutes. I can understand if you don't want to put in the time and effort, but just saying it doesn't work (N.B., you didn't mention the specific Samsung model you have which may complicate things, but none of the info I've seen -- including Samsung's docs -- say that the bootloader can't be unlocked/relocked) when there's ample evidence that most (if not all) Samsung devices can be unlocked/rooted/relocked and still pass safety net checks.
Besides, even if you don't root the device, installing a custom recovery partition will allow nandroid backups[5], which are clearly superior to other backup mechanisms.
Regardless, I hope you get/have the features and performance you desire, and are able to keep using your device long after Samsung stops supporting it (my HTC stopped getting updates with KitKat/4.4 in 2015, but I've continued to update it and currently run LineageOS 17.1/AndroidQ on it), as there's no reason to buy a new phone as long as you can run recent software versions.
In fact, the only reason I purchased a new device was for VoLTE[6] support, which the HTC OneMax doesn't have.
I wish you many years of quality use from your device.
[0] https://www.motorola.com/us/smartphones-motorola-edge/p
[1] https://r2.community.samsung.com/t5/Others/Unlocking-The-Boo...
[2] https://www.getdroidtips.com/how-to-unlock-bootloader-on-sam...
[3] https://www.xda-developers.com/bypass-safetynet-hardware-att...
[4] https://microg.org/
[5] https://android.stackexchange.com/questions/28296/how-to-ful...
[6] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_over_LTE
Edit: Fixed link reference numbers and typos.