I feel like a fool.
Source: An AWS Certs Scrub
There's also the aurora serverless way which may be interesting since your workload is only a few hours a day. Scale up automatically during the peak and wind down the rest of the time.
Define a fortune.
Sure, going to $50 won't matter to most wallets, but at around $100 you're just getting ripped off and someone is having a laugh at your expense.
So I'd put 'paying a fortune' at around $100/month for his case.