I make no pretense that I respect the bitcoin philosophy.
Edit: I made an bad logical leap here. The statement can only be interpreted about how the author pretends, and not the author's actual position. So everything after this edit is suspect. All we can say is that the author does not pretend to like bitcoin. The statement doesn't say anything about the author's actual opinions of bitcoin, though that is very clear from the article.
I make a pretense that I despise the bitcoin philosophy.
I admit that I don't despise the bitcoin philosophy.
I admit that I respect the bitcoin philosophy.