Hah. I'm highly skeptical. But I suppose if anyone could do it, it'd be him. I would
certainly learn something. :-)
I've tried optimizing Haskell code myself before. It did not go well. It was an implementation of the Viterbi algorithm actually. We ported it to Standard ML and C and measured performance. mlton did quite well at least.
We published a paper about the process of writing Viterbi in Haskell in ICFP a few years back: https://dl.acm.org/doi/pdf/10.1145/2364527.2364560?casa_toke...
Unfortunately, the performance aspect of it was only a small part, and we didn't talk about the C or mlton ports in the paper.