I don't work at one of the "hip" tech companies, even we don't have to jump though bullshit hoops like this or have the company nag us about the bills they pick up. Facebook's going cooperate, man.
We also had a good one day turn around on getting new RAM or other supplies.
My motto for my team was "It costs me more money to hear you bitch about how slow your computer is than just buy you more RAM or a new one"