> All of your examples are real things. They exist in the physical world. Naturally finite, tangible.
"Ownership" isn't physical.
> It makes intuitive sense to most people.
This is just pleading to the anonymous crowd of an imagined silent majority who agree with you.
Ask a majority if they think it should be legal to open a store selling bootleg copies of Britney Spears CDs, videogames, and whatever else they want to sell.
> Police, courts, entire industries worth trillions of dollars, entire countries have been trying to make it real for what, over 50 years?
So you think it's not real? Go ahead. Try it then. You're saying it's both ethical and de facto legal. Seems like a slam dunk million dollar idea. Good luck.