10 PRINT "WHAT IS YOUR NAME"; 20 INPUT NAME$ 30 IF NAME$ = "BILL" THEN 40 PRINT NAME$+" SOUNDS LIKE A NAME FOR A DORK!" 50 ELSE 60 PRINT NAME$+" SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT NAME!" 70 END IF
I also tried to prank people with a program I wrote that mimicked a BSOD, but I couldn't get anyone to fall for it.
PS- No hard feelings between me and NAME$, one of the few high school friends I still spend time with. He still remembers the program and laughs.