Isn't there already a good way to push computation closer to the data?
GmailFS and pyfilesystem (userspace FUSE) and rclone are neat as well.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1960799/how-to-use-git-a... explains about the `git push` step that git-remote-dropbox enables:
https://github.com/anishathalye/git-remote-dropbox