That's not a "whoosh". I know what you were doing. (And it's a rotten thing to do—not least of all because your fake quote changes so much that it differs substantially in a way that your comment is not even relevant to what they actually wrote.)

Don't make up quotes. It's against the rules.

<https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13602947>

<https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15893789>