At some point the tax system will be so painful that filing your taxes manually will be considered to be as severe as physical assault.

haha, have it done all automatically in SimpleTax, then download the PDFs, run a custom character-to-messy-handwriting transformer on all filled fields, then print out the paper forms and mail them in

nice one, letting the government hold onto your refund for an extra month is really sticking it to the man!