This is your idea of a good comment?

> Hi there. I guess you are having a day of bad luck or something, cause you managed to get me to reply to you. heh.

> I'm basically the walking oxymoron of your example. I was raised rurally, and am more educated than many city slicks. I'm not religious, or poor. Not rich, but not destitute. And as far as my political leanings go, I figure I'm above all of you, because the center was killed by extremists, so there is nothing left but to act better than the rest of you.

I feel like my eyeballs are already about to roll back out of my skull, and that's just the first two paragraphs!