You’re welcome. If you find something like this elsewhere, please post it too.
I consider it part of the war against Bullshit, which never ends.
Also, ‘industrial grade’, ‘heavy duty’, ‘as seen on TV’ (that one is thankfully almost dead), celebrity endorsements, and the trend in tools over the last decade of buying out an aging brand with a great market reputation and ‘capturing brand value’ by selling cheaply made versions until no one can find anything fit for purpose anymore.