As a Germanistani I don't really care what you think about Anywheristan. It just feels a little bit ignorant. I could understand it, if you had ranted about Mill computing, or Rex Neo, but until further notice I'll give Tachyum the benefit of the doubt.
Besides that, maybe some reading about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratislava & https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague would be in order. Or just f-ing flying there for the weekend, and enjoy downtown.
edit: Btw., although they have no offices in "Saint Yuzzuff", they have one in Santa Clara, right next to intel. Who would have thought...(hrr hrr hrr)