Why is it that SoftBank somehow always manages to buy the top?
But when you're buying stakes that size in companies that aren't yet mature, you're almost necessarily going to be chronically overpaying. There just aren't many 4 year old companies that actually have real upside when you're buying in at a $100b or $200b valuation.
When you're making investments that big, you've got to go back to value investing like Warren Buffett or the Norwegian Sovereign Fund. That's the only place to sustainably put billions to work. And you'll have to accept the 8% annual returns that come with it.
Edit: Might wanna take a look at Gosplan too. After all a sufficiently rich investor is indistinguishable from a plan economy planning committee.
The reason why Softbank buys at the top is because they do not have good internal filters to judge technology. "Masa invests in cr*p," one of them said.
They want the prestige of investing in the best tech companies, and to them, that often translates as "the most overvalued startups with the most media attention."
Their LPs know even less about tech than they do, so who's going to stop them?
For these reasons, Softbank is incapable of making contrarian bets on undervalued companies, and always puts money behind the startups that have already raised too much, too soon.
Started (accidently) with a lot of money, consistently investing at the top, or in failed hype-projects, in things they didn't understand and end up mostly being negative signalling
I very much enjoyed Matt Levine's take on how exuberant Masayoshi Son is.
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/newsletters/2019-10-23/mon...
Its been searching for the next Alibaba since.
Uber got where it did by losing vc money and by ignoring laws. That fits my personal definition of bullshit company.
Fast forward today, those 6,971 new investors have lost money as Klarna is on a series of downrounds; now at $6.5B.
Now that is what I call a magnificent exit scam that Crowdcube has done, which retail once again loses and becomes the bag holders.
[0] https://www.crowdcube.com/cubex/klarna
[1] https://milled.com/navia/klarna-pitch-is-launching-tomorrow-...
[2] https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/online-investment-platfor...
So yes, both are scams.
Needless to say I’m pretty happy they didn’t take my money in the end.
>"Instead of charging consumers interest, Klarna takes a fee from the retailers."
This suggests they're not subsidizing their customers with VC money in the same way that cheap Uber rides did. Can anyone say why they are they trying to raise more money almost exactly a year after raising the kind of money they did? Are they simply trying to squirrel away some rainy day money or did they burn through most of that $639 million already? If the latter why is this such a capital heavy business if the model is based on retailers paying fees to the company?
The sad part is, unlike silicon valley the employee salaries were still quite low, they do not discuss plans with the employees, they only hire juniors and management does not share any numbers / overall plans with the employees. Even after last round of layoffs we were told that all is good. Now, we hear that company is seeking fresh funding after raising more than half a billion last year!
They operated their own debt collection firm until March 2021 called Segoria. They liked to keep quiet about that.
From the horse's mouth: https://youtu.be/ZasUQuoCw2Q?t=1887
They of course still use debt collection but outsource it now.
Most of these make BTC look like a safe haven
I‘m visualizing a unicorn that after a second look turned out to be a mule with litter stuck on his head…
All the investors burned by BNPL nonsense have the Federal Reserve to thank. Making winners and losers every day. But it’s a free market still, because it sounds cool to say it muh man!
Powell was recently quoted as saying "We understand better how little we understand about inflation.”
The authority and respect the last generation commands needs a real challenge. Substantive change and not just chanting “disrupt” while playing the same game.
Their figurative identities should not be sacrosanct.
X happened and I knew all along it was obviously going to happen.
I apologize for the spammy nature of this comment, but I know some of you will actually appreciate this one.
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/10/klarna-softbank-funding-roun...
Chime is the most notable in my eyes