>> It's not about just installing Linux on a box, plugging in an Ethernet cable and calling it a day.
It's not? Because that's what most Europeans think.
>> We're talking about cloud providers here.
Ooooooooooooooooooh weeeeeeeeeeeh, now that's fancy.
Maybe if we could get an American over here to help us out, it could work? Are you available? Because we need answers to questions that you can't just google. We need someone who's been there, done that and who has money beyond what any European could ever even imagine. We need a Texan.
Are you a Texan? Or an absolute asshole? Both of those combined seems to fit the profile of a person that could make a change over here.
'Merica, F yeah!