Jira new pricing tier to –$765,432,091.03 per user / month (opens in new tab)

Humor aside. It is great that they charge money, sometimes big money for their products & services, instead maybe running ads?

They'd need to pay me more than that.

Shows zero now:

https://i.imgur.com/Lgp0zpz.png

It's still up for me, BIG version; https://i.imgur.com/K1eBGgH.png

Would be fiscally insane not to get premium.

I wish it was that easy! You are missing the 'triage' state after the ticket is opened, the 'review' state after priority, and the 'approval required' state after moving to backlog, sprint and fixed.

This is impossible.

It takes 247 years to open the form to fill the details for the ticket.

So much hate everywhere for this product, I'm glad I don't use it.

"Fix it live" or "Fix it in production" is basically JIRA's entire MO.

I get that move fast and break things is supposed to, in the end, ensure better code, better debugging and ultimately a better experience.

But the way JIRA does it (And a few other companies) is, quite frankly, painful to see, even on the sidelines.

Like that time they just straight locked folks out of their tenants if their tenant name started with number or something. They do thing, often without any aux plans to revert. Its pants on head crazy imho. How key executives listed in their stock portfolio pages didnt lose their jobs over that is beyond me.

https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/atlassian-jira-outage-wee...

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/technology/ongoing-atl...

Me too

https://ibb.co/t8t43fT

I guess someone at Jira is having a bad day.

Nah, that’s just the price for up to ten users. Bump it to eleven and Standard and Premium rise above $0.

Alas this has now been fixed

It's a 10x discounted option by the looks of it.

They must be A/B testing.

https://imgur.com/xGaepnA

Maybe has something to do with Monthly/Annual conversion? Because switching to Annual shows correct values.

I'm going to hold out for more

There are all sorts of things in law about “reasonable persons” and contracts needs to be beneficial for both parties. I am sure this would not be binding.

For $1.5B / month I’d use Jira. But only for a month.

I'm not a big Atlassian hater, but the other day I spent 7 hours trying to fix an account migration error. Two users had access rights and all, but couldn't see any repository. I ended up deleting them and adding other accounts. It was ... odd. Oh, and there's that thing of joining an empty workspace. And that other thing. Yes, there's quite a bit wrong under the hood. Feels like teams working on small features that don't work well together (either the teams or the implementation).

Under the hood they might prefer to do accounting in floating point. BigDecimal isn't meant for true programmers.

I'm quite sure this is deflation.

Guessing it's some variation of thinking javascript's floating point works for money.

Like, in JS: 0.3 - 0.2 - 0.1 === -2.7755575615628914e-17 // true