No, that's a purely functional algorithm. Note how he's just adding numbers to the end of a list and emphatically not mutating the existing items in any way. Tell me what you see as the functional real-world solution to this problem. Do you consider an accounting general ledger to also be imperative? Because it clearly isn't, it's an append-only log where all previous entries are immutable, which is exactly the same thing as the list noting the pages containing the word "cheese".
> 2. I just wrote the 'friends' example to make a point - common, complex programs often have huge graphs of interconnected objects, whether one would like it or not. Your solution is to build a journal of friendships and breakups - it's not a typical solution for object relations - seeing if 2 people are friends is a linear operation. Keeping the history around might not be necessary or useful.
The example doesn't make a point. In either imperative or functional programming, the operations you need and their time and space complexity will dictate the data structures and algorithms to use. Saying that programs have "huge graphs of interconnected objects" is not evidence of anything specific.
> 3. Your FP code runs on a modern OoO CPU whether you like it or not - so it's safe to make that assumption.
Make what assumption exactly? Microcontrollers are in-order. GPUs are in-order. You also made claims that FP programs are full of pointers and non-performant data structures. I have no idea what out of order execution has to do with this claim. Certainly early FP languages were pointer heavy, but early imperative programs were goto heavy, so I'm not sure what exactly you think this says about FP in general.
> And multithreading might not be a silver bullet. FP does nothing to break long dependency chains.
FP encourages and often forces immutability which does help significantly with parallelism and concurrency.
> Another example is when I made a small toy Excel-like spreadsheet that supported formulas - while Excel itself is FP, I realized that the best way to update cell values, is to topologically sort all dependent expressions, and evaluate them one after the other - an imperative concept.
Prove that that's the best way, and not merely the best way you know of, or the best way available to your programming language of choice.