I think what's being characterized as crazy is that the laws as written are at best vague. It takes years to find out what they actually mean in implementable detail. This makes it very difficult to comply.
Have you read through GDPR? I have. It talks a lot about "reasonable measures" and includes vast swaths of other laws while being very light on details. Compare to, for example, electrical codes. Those tend to be quite specific and clear with sharply limited room for interpretation.
With this in mind, I can see why someone might regard this as an insane way to create laws.