Agreed completely - these are clearly anticompetitive in nature, rather than anything to do with protecting company IP.
FTC is probably overdoing this though; I sat out a full year on a compensated noncompete couple years back for a very good reason and the use case is still very much there for industries with sensitive information.
Proscribing noncompetes will make hiring very difficult going forward - one bad hire and your alpha walks out of the door...