> B. Reprimands from humorless

You nailed it with this. I’ve never given it enough attention but this is totally bang on, found is a huge portion of highly commented posts.

Your unedited comment was funnier

I thoroughly enjoyed point 7.

Hang on, let me cover B:

tHiS sHoUlDn’T bE oN hAcKeRnEws

8. Offensive, but true comment that gets a bunch of upvotes and then gets flagged.