This is not true. The US has never used the Imperial system, we use the US Customary system, which has been based on the metric system since 1893.
> If I have to figure out hundredweights per acre, given that X inches of rain fell, I'm gonna need a calculator, a conversion table, and social context to know which kind of "hundredweight" I'm supposed to use.
Nobody is doing this.
> and social context to know which kind of "hundredweight" I'm supposed to use.
Since as you say everyone else uses the Metric system it should be pretty easy to figure out. As an American I have never even heard of a hundredweight, not sure why you are so fixated on this unit.