2) Passwords that can be stored in the meatsack attached to the keyboard aren't as random as we'd like to think them to be, where as a secure pseudo-random function will generate keypairs with unguessable entropy.

Expanding on 2) While salting and non-uniform iteration counts of hashes prevents instant compromise from rainbow tables, they only slow down adversaries generating hashes from password guesses, as the salt and iteration count will typically be leaked from the same table as the password hash.

Its worth noting that while it definitely is infeasible to attempt to crack 100K+ users passwords from a password hash leak, using password spraying and especially password stuffing approaches will inevitably lead to compromise one or more accounts relatively quickly. At the other end of the spectrum, if a known high-value account can be identified, dedicating the distributed cloud resources to cracking a specific password can be a net-profitable undertaking.