I guess that's sarcasm but I don't really get it.
Just in case you mean it, that doesn't seem even remotely technically doable to me. And even if you managed to make people generate all randomness from a fixed PRNG with key escrow, you would have to check what they did with that randomness. If you're willing to go that far, the obvious way to go is to just ban the internet completely (and perhaps also people talking to each other).