Web PKI CAs aren't psychic, they just use DNS. So your claim ends up being that you believe DNS answers from the DNS can be tampered with by parties who control those answers (which includes the TLD registrar, this part checks out), but, somehow every Web PKI CA would know if this happened and disregard the results.
Not only is your claim obviously not true in principle, we know it's not true in practice, disrupted DNS causes real issuances which are let's say... suspicious. They're not mis-issuance under current policy because the Web PKI trusts the DNS, but they would trigger exactly the scenario you believe can't happen.
