Oooo, lookit you working with professionals; I've seen waaaaaaay too many instances of this shit

  try {
    somethingImportant();
  } catch (Exception e) {
    // can't happen
  }

IJ finally started chirping about this other anti-pattern

  try {
    doit();
  } catch (Exception e) {
    System.err.println("something didn't work");
    // failure to reference "e" is now a yellowbox
  }

I have to constantly ask for them to either log it, or rename the variable to `ignored` to get IJ and future readers on the same page that it was intentionally swallowed