> They’re typically, fairly young, fresh out of school
Okay, thanks for clarifying and snakes and ladders is a great game for kids but how long do kids remain kids? They don't and they shouldn't. They don't need constraining for long.
> 're highly opinionated about how you structure code, how you format your code (capitalization on all functions as a means to express public/private, tabs, etc), and how they want it to look.
And as a professional programmer I couldn't give a toss about this, I just want people to be consistent and sensible, and that means useful comments, documentation, a test suite, specs, not going insane on any particular style like OO/FP. You have to trust the programmer in the end cos all the guidelines in the world won't cure stupidity.